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An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home.
Seeing that he was in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, the lady yelled "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you."
"Bible verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
The haiku game is back up and running... :)
Lol - I found it and - well, I feel like having some tea ...
Marianne finds something that cracks me up:)
Lol - thank you, Carla.
I hate when someone has a question they want to 'axe' me..
Lol - a nice combination, DandyDon.
Good one, Marianne!
Thank you, Janet.
hahah good one Marianne. lol Scriptures do come in handy at times, and this proves it.
Lol, StarzAbove, the Scriptures can help indeed.
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