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What if one person has a white dog and the other person has a black dog?
Then they would have two dogs:)
Yep...Just like they could have a cat and a dog
What if you have both?
I love both...but most people are more one than the other.
I agree, I don't think I could live with a dog person :P
I don't know that I would appreciate my wife running about sniffing my **** in public.......
You don't like your **** sniffled?
Sniffled, errr, wow, never thought of it in those terms. I am going to have to make some arrangements.
Dogs are weird, they meet by smelling their anuses....ew
Oh hey...do you know what human beings do sexually with anuses?
Some of them only while with dogs this is the standard
Well, no one I know does it with dogs.
I remember a story of the Happy Hooker...she did it with a German Shepherd...but that was about it. (Ugh)
oh wow, no I didn't mean bestiality, I meant that it's standard for dogs to interact with each other by smelling the glands on their butts, because they're like a status report for dogs
Dogs probably think people French kissing is weird...do you know how many germs there are in one's mouth? Of course you do.
Oh yeah, I do. The mouth is the dirtiest part of the body, yes the dirtiest more dirty even than you know where.
I'm a horse person. Once the dog and cat people are taken care of it'll be much easier to find other horse people.
While we're at it, we might as well start a horse people clan and go to war with the dog people clan because obviously horses are much more superior, so naturally horse people should be in a superior position.
Isn't there a bear clan in the mix there someplace?
They might be stronger, but we're smarter and we have more endurance. So, we can take them on, too.
Hmm, typical horse clanner, thinking you are better than everyone else :)
One good dog can corral a herd of horses.
I love horses.......
We dont usually choose who to marry based on whether they like cats or dogs more.
Marry whoever you want
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