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In response to “:)

Ha ha... Panties...right?

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Sukiesnow 9 days ago

In response to “Ha ha... Panties...right?

I was going to say cake as well, but I got you thinking...<s>

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JustJimColo 9 days ago

In response to “I was going to say cake as well, but I got...

It was playing grab **** that did it.

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Sukiesnow 9 days ago

German chocolate cake..

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DandyDon 9 days ago

cake

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trooper 9 days ago

Towelettes

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JanHaskell 9 days ago

Boiled clams

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Sunny_the_skeptic 8 days ago

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Aren't they supposed to be the equivalent of sucking on a ****?

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Sukiesnow 8 days ago

In response to “Aren't they supposed to be the equivalent of...

Um no, you don't suck on them, you eat them in a salad with dill and onions. And they dont certainly taste like one.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 8 days ago

In response to “Um no, you don't suck on them, you eat them...

Yum...either way.

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Sukiesnow 8 days ago

Dew

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Bub 8 days ago

A damp sponge

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Blewynanifail 8 days ago

Cats, mostly ****.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 days ago

In response to “Cats, mostly...

Ha Ha!

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Will_Janitor 8 days ago

**** sealant. That stuffs pretty moist. (biggrin)

乂^◡^乂

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Ada 5 days ago

In response to “**** sealant. That stuffs pretty moist...

Is that the stuff where the tube will "dry out" if you leave the cap on?

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Maze 2 days ago

In response to “Is that the stuff where the tube will...

Yes, it cures when there's no air present,. 乂º◡º乂

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Ada 2 days ago

In response to “Yes, it cures when there's no air present...

Not many people know about that, what do you do for a living?

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Maze 2 days ago

In response to “Not many people know about that, what do you...

I'm an engineer. 乂º◡^乂

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Ada 12 hrs ago

In response to “I'm an engineer. 乂º◡^乂

Cool. Like, a mechanical engineer? What sorts of things do you design?

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Maze 10 hrs ago

In response to “Cool. Like, a mechanical engineer? What sorts...

I was a sheet metal engineer for a few years operating hydraulic folding, cutting, punching type machines. When the company I worked for went under I became an engineers merchant selling various metal/wood working machine tooling and equipment to manufacturing companies as well as hand tools to automotive mechanics, joiners, bricklayers, electricians, plasterers, etc, etc.

Anyway I no longer work in that field Maze. I now spend my time looking after my girlfriend and messing with broken PC's. 乂º◡^乂

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Ada 9 hrs ago

****

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JD 5 days ago

"ugh" two words I can't stand is moist & gusset(un) my other half says it just to wind me up coz it makes me cringe for some reason.

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Darkest_Serenity 5 days ago

In response to “"ugh" two words I can't stand is...

What's a gusset!😁

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Will_Janitor 4 days ago

In response to “What's a gusset!😁

I was curious what might be offensive about that word, so I did a little digging. Like most people, I was aware of the general definition as a piece of material used for reinforcement. But it's origin was actually a Middle English name for piece of armor that covered the joint between two larger pieces of armor. According to UrbanDictionary.com, it's also a slang term for the triangular front section of a woman's underwear, and thus also refers to that part of a woman's anatomy.

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Maze 2 days ago

I think of an awesome band from the '90s.

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Thedudeyouhatetomeet 5 days ago

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