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Ha ha... Panties...right?
I was going to say cake as well, but I got you thinking...<s>
It was playing grab **** that did it.
German chocolate cake..
Aren't they supposed to be the equivalent of sucking on a ****?
Um no, you don't suck on them, you eat them in a salad with dill and onions. And they dont certainly taste like one.
A damp sponge
Cats, mostly ****.
**** sealant. That stuffs pretty moist.
Is that the stuff where the tube will "dry out" if you leave the cap on?
Yes, it cures when there's no air present,. 乂º◡º乂
Not many people know about that, what do you do for a living?
I'm an engineer. 乂º◡^乂
Cool. Like, a mechanical engineer? What sorts of things do you design?
I was a sheet metal engineer for a few years operating hydraulic folding, cutting, punching type machines. When the company I worked for went under I became an engineers merchant selling various metal/wood working machine tooling and equipment to manufacturing companies as well as hand tools to automotive mechanics, joiners, bricklayers, electricians, plasterers, etc, etc.
Anyway I no longer work in that field Maze. I now spend my time looking after my girlfriend and messing with broken PC's. 乂º◡^乂
"ugh" two words I can't stand is moist & gusset my other half says it just to wind me up coz it makes me cringe for some reason.
What's a gusset!😁
I was curious what might be offensive about that word, so I did a little digging. Like most people, I was aware of the general definition as a piece of material used for reinforcement. But it's origin was actually a Middle English name for piece of armor that covered the joint between two larger pieces of armor. According to UrbanDictionary.com, it's also a slang term for the triangular front section of a woman's underwear, and thus also refers to that part of a woman's anatomy.
I think of an awesome band from the '90s.
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