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If he wanted me talk on the phone he would have put the outlet closer to the potty too...sadly I just have to hope my phone doesn't die
Never ever ask where I am at while on the phone...you never want to know
I'm okay as long as I don't hear the toilet flush... But then if I don't hear the tap running... I might get a bit worried...
I hadn't known my boss very long when one day he calls me and asks where I am. I was like I really can't tell ya but i am in the warehouse. Well he didn't like it and started getting mad at me so finally I just yelled back "Jesus Christ, I am in the bathroom, I wanted us to know each other a little longer before I told you I was peeing...happy now". I didn't think he was ever going to stop laughing.
Some people's sense of humour will always be in the gutter.
True...I got used to that
I'm interested to see who all are going to answer this...
It's hilarious, right? Imagine how a man would stand up doing...well, nevermind...ha ha.
Not once have I ever though about crapping while standing up LOL
I want some of your weed...
You could try... (Huffily said) :)
The design feature that allows men to stand while peeing was not created for that purpose, that was just a bonus of brilliant engineering.
So...couldn't that engineering have been extended? Or was it ALL wasted in some attribution to the limited thought process...
You probably love men leaving the toilet seats up.
Even the most cursory and simplistic look at the marvel that is the human body cannot honestly attribute the creator with a "limited thought process".
In the shop, toilet seat up. That saves having to clean the seat each time before sitting down. At home, toilet seat and lid down, that hides the water source from the dogs, who aren't particularly choosy about their drinking vessels.
Because I do disagree. Think about it. The only way one could efficiently ** while standing would require a means to eject it away from the body, as men can with urine while peeing. Now think about just how messy that would be with ** projectiles...and I shudder to think of the mess if they had diarrhea. Lol
I was saying that men had a "limited thought process...lol...not God."
But I am saying that God would have arranged for men to **** standing up...and he hasn't so henceforth they should do both...all sitting down...
Gentlemen pee sitting down anyway.
He didn't, but as they are able to pee standing up, I don't see a problem with it.
Umm, no...gentlemen don't make a mess when peeing. I've never known any man who sat down just to pee.
Yes...men are able to pee standing up due to their limited thought processes... Imagine if they had periods...unspeakable. I guess God...or whomever...may have been smart after all.
Boys need to learn how to pee thru a cheerio; otherwise they can clean their own toilets. Yes...I have known men who sit down to pee.
I'm sure you have some convoluted "reasoning" for thinking that the ability to pee standing up has anything to do with a man's thought process, but I'm at a complete loss as to what it might be.
I'm sure you do. I don't.
I think being able to pee standing up is a fairly big part of why men were the ones who went out into the world whereas women stayed closer to home. I usually go #2 in the morning, and after that, I normally don't need a bathroom because I can pee anywhere, so I can wear pants. And in a world where public toilets are scarce, which it was throughout most of human history, it's all about who wears the pants.
Women wore skirts because it allowed them to squat to pee without having to bare their butt as would be the case if they wore pants, skirts also had the secondary benefit of hiding menstrual blood. Naturally, you have a lot more mobility wearing pants then you do wearing a skirt, so men were much more able to do certain jobs than women were. So it's evident to me that a fairly significant aspect of traditional gender roles arose directly out of our biology, and that difference was given to us by our Creator.
Having said that, guys, if you're at Sukie's house, don't pee all over her toilet.
my rule is: All seats go down. They are the new kind that go down by themselves...without making a *clunk*...
On a camping trip? lol
Women are just jealous :P They wish they had our urinary capabilities.
I'm so used to having my own bathroom at home, where this not an issue...this fall when I start college I'll probably be sharing a bathroom with a bunch of other guys. It's going to be nasty -_-
Ugh is right...but it might anaesthetize you...
It's also possible that men pee standing up - dictated by Someone - due to their "limited thought process"...whereas sitting down is better for women since they have to learn to squat for childbirth, anyway....
except you can, you don;t need a toilet to go #2
you have never been in the wilderness with no bathrooms ever have you? lol
dig a hole squat down and go, lol not the most enjoyable but sometimes ya got no choice lol
Unless they conscript women here to go into battle...I hope to never find that out...
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