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It would be a 20 minute guitar rift
A man of NO words... I like it.
Pretty sure it would involve a speech about me going to Disneyland
It would be about the absurdities of beauty pageants...
I would thank everyone , the staff at the hospital where I was born, my primary school teacher, my grammar school teacher, Charlie my cat, Simon who owned the baker shop and last of all a special thanks to the policeman who let me off when my life could have took a nasty turn....
So...what would your speech be about?
How i expect to be waited on hand and foot..and when bringing me M&M's...
I want all the green ones removed.
Oh yea...and world peace...blah blah blah..
I'd probably compliment them on being so progressive as to make a 42 year old man the winner of their beauty pageant. Then I'd probably chide them for falling so far out of touch with reality that they'd make a 42 year old man the winner of their beauty pageant.
So funny. Ha ha. So...what might your speech be about?
Thanks. That would probably be about it, then like, mic drop and walk off stage.
I wouldn't enter a beauty pagent and if i did i sure as **** wouldnt win
Are you an ugly lizard? 乂ᵒ .ᴼ乂
Well at least I'm not alone then.
If I, a Tomboy, won a beauty pageant my speech would basically be about congratulating the world for finally recognizing non conventional female beauty and honoring those of us who aren't into long flowing hair and heavy makeup
Multiple personality amputee midget ex circus performers.
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