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"My name is Michael Anthony and I have a gift for you from a benefactor who must remain anonymous: it's a cashier's check for $1,000,000."
I just won the powerball. (That would bring everyone out of the wood-works)
It's been such a pleasure meeting you.
If you are the big spoon and I'm the little spoon then sooner or later we will fork.
Thems the rules.
lol, nice. I am stealing this.
I've got a big bag of chips and plenty of a cleavage waiting to catch the crumbs.
- line starts to the left guys.
It's hard to be sad when you're being useful. Thinking too much of yourself, and not enough of others, leads to depression. How can I help?
Also, do you wanna fork?
If someone can't like me for me just being me and it takes something creative to be said...it really ain't worth it.
Skin please. I have champagne.
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