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A boss, worrying about his head engineer's unusual absence, tried to reach him by phone at his home.

To the surprise of the boss, a child answered.

- "May I speak with your daddy?"
But the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your mommy there?"
"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes," whispered the child, "A policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he is busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now startled. In an awed whispering voice the child answered,
"The searching team just landed the hello-copper!"

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They are looking for me.

Link: https://unijokes.com/joke-5605/

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Marianne 5 months ago

In response to “A boss, worrying about his head engineer's...

(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

Thanks for sharing Marianne.

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Synyster 5 months ago

In response to “(hehe)(hehe)(hehe) Thanks for sharing Marianne.

You're very welcome, Markymark. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 5 months ago

In response to “A boss, worrying about his head engineer's...

Love this. Thanks for sharing.

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BarbOBarr 5 months ago

In response to “Love this. Thanks for sharing.

You're very welcome, BarbOBarr.

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Marianne 5 months ago

Haha! That reminded me of the Balloon Boy hoax from years ago, except the parents were in on it.

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semple 5 months ago

In response to “Haha! That reminded me of the Balloon Boy...

Lol - this story looks interesting.

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Marianne 5 months ago

Now there's a boy that is in deep shit and doesn't even know it yet. Ha!

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Will_Janitor 5 months ago

In response to “Now there's a boy that is in deep shit and...

Lol - he is indeed, Will. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 5 months ago

Ha, ha, ha! :):)

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Carla 5 months ago

In response to “Ha, ha, ha! :):)

Lol - good to share a laugh with you, Carla. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 5 months ago

In response to “Lol - good to share a laugh with you, Carla...

I love your stories marianne. They always, always make me smile

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Carla 5 months ago

In response to “I love your stories marianne. They always...

Thank you, Carla. (smile)(l)

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Marianne 5 months ago

hahahah Good one Marianne! (hehe)(hehe)

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StarzAbove 5 months ago

In response to “hahahah Good one Marianne! (hehe)(hehe)

You're very welcome, Starz. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 5 months ago

In response to “Lol - (hehe)(hehe)

(hehe)(hehe)

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DandyDon 5 months ago

In response to “(hehe)(hehe)

(y)(hehe)

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Marianne 5 months ago

I don't get it.......hehe....jk...enjoyed it my type of humour

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JD 5 months ago

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