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I was the first one to steal... No wait...Scratch that. Uhhhhmmm... I... Well... No. Not anything there. Sorry. My mistake.

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ZonkeyBalls 10 months ago

Not a very big one, but I have touched a few lives and hopefully it was mostly for the good. :)

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Will_Janitor 10 months ago

I cut my finger in the kitchen yesterday, might have left a drop or two of blood in there.

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Cantstop 10 months ago

I have a job where I make decisions that affect peoples lives, sometimes significantly and mostly for the better, although they never meet me or know my name.

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OzSurfer 10 months ago

That I was a good person, a good wife and a good mother.

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StarzAbove 10 months ago

Dead bodies have no muscle control and I had curry for dinner. Use your imagination about the mark I'd leave (jolly)

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Wunderscore 10 months ago

There are a multitude of homes i've built. My name and a date is behind the drywall, on a stud, in every one of them.

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Carla 10 months ago

none I was hardly here and that is fine with me.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 9 months ago

If you died tomorrow what marks has the world made on you?

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Jaxxi 9 months ago

Honestly a few worthy ones. Some that may take a while. Either way if it did happen Tomorrow.. no regrets. :)

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DW2 9 months ago

A couple of people might miss me but that's all.

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LiVi 9 months ago