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eat an artichoke
Pass them over to me ... I really enjoy them!
What was it like? I've thought about trying it but I'm not sure now
Fall in love with a Newfie.
What's wrong with Newfies?
They are lovely. Too lovely... I can't imagine ever moving to Newfoundland.
Try to dig out toast with a fork...
I have a twitch in my left eye, every time i take a bite of toast now..
So, sooo many things. Start dating my roommate is currently at the top of the list...
Lose my virginity.
Be a Mod on a site again! Never again!
Marry. I had a great marriage with my late husband, but I'm not willing to start over.
Ride the Big Shot in Las Vegas...
I will never be on a site like this ever again.
That's what I said about SodaHead.
Try to jump over a speeding car on a skateboard.
Go on a big roller coaster Amusement Park ride. The first time I went on one as a ballsy kid who was soooooo excited to finally meet the height requirement to go on a "big person" roller coaster ride....after I got off that ride(being scared out of mind during that "fun" ride), I thought to myself at 7 yrs old "I'm NEVER doing that again." lol.....and I haven't.
This might sound a bit weird to some, but I'll say it anyway! I will never have anything to do with being intimate with a member of the opposite ****. I have done it, quite a while ago. Being intimate with a woman was nothing like being intimate with another guy! The intimacy with the guy was one-thousand times hotter!
Go to a salsa party
Get married to a member of the opposite ****. I was married to a woman for 10-years. Is wasn't good at all! Then I found out what the problem was! we divorced, and I have since remarried, to an absolutely wonderful guy! We've been together for 23-years, were symbolically married in 1999, and "legally" married in 2005. Our 12th anniversary is on July 1st!
I had to put down my dog..my self...he was very old and sick....I couldn't afford the meds or even the cost of the vet bill to put him down...so,i took him out in the yard,wrapped a cord around his neck and choked him ...to this day I regret it
Watch/look at **** and masturbate. Those were such pointless things to do, and only caused me problems. Yeah, that was more than one but oh well.
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