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A Bently car engine ...I would purr all day
Nice to see you purring all around, still, J.
Nice to see you back zonk....lol
A more careful, although not completely adult, approach, this time. ;o)
Watch the mod, she can be ruthless..hehe only joking...just enjoy yourself..
Ser and I... We are sort of old friends. ;o)
**** off, J. was going to suck me off. Now, who's to blame, if that doesn't happen? Yeah, well... We always have Johnny. The old goat. By the way, I'm now straight and not bi anymore. It was a phase... And I figured it out.
Oh well I'm glad that's all straightened out for ya
If you ever catch me staring at your bloke's crotch, it's just all about the curiosity to know, what kind of underwear is needed in your local weather conditions.
it's Bloody ffffffreezing
Is that a crotch or a nuclear missile launching site?
Sexy huh? Oh God I would piss myself laughing if I ever saw my Bloke in those
Make him to do it. And send the picture to me.
I'd plaster it all over the net
I probably have smaller balls and a shorter stick-shift option, but I'm driving a Corvette (in my dreams). Hell, I have the whole plan worked out. I can get myself to the orbit first and then there is a big mystery to be attached to my little, mostly maglev powered ship. The way to Mars.
hahaha have you been mixing your meds Marko ?
listen ....you have a great day
gotta dash ..........chat ya later
And require 24/7 maintenance lol
I would be no good as a vibrator, I like to rest now and again....hehe
Wait a minute!
You said up above you could purr all day long as a Bentley, but you couldn't last 5 or 10 minutes as a vibrator?!
Yer, good ain't I ...
Naah... you need to recharge your batteries.
Hey, If Obama and Hillary could do it, why can't you?
Their batteries are flat....mines on charge....hehe
You're right... this should be a big seller in my ****-toy boutique.
You won't need a toy if you can have a man...
I sold a dozen of them on the very first day.
The customers said buying batteries is a whole lot less bother.
Your royalty check is in the mail.
I wanna be a Pinball machine .....so People could play with me all day & night and light me up when they hit the right buttons. lolz
hi ya Marko , welcome back :)
I would love to see my multi-ball achievements getting them near your bonus holes. Sorry, kids. That's pornographic and not that entertaining at all. Just ask your mother.
look what I just found , now this is X Rated Pinball
That's not pinball. It's a study of two ladies and two blokes, pretending to ignore the fact, that they all want to have **** with the pinball machine. Slots and bumpers and bells and whistles... It's like an orgy in the game hall.
They should make human pinball games, with giant balls and death occurs every three point seven seconds. The winner is determined by the amount of life, in the end. I bet japanese television channels would go crazy over the idea.
hahaha I have thought of some Bizarre ideas for Japanese game shows
I think I'm a little Warped tbh
I know you are
The worrying thing is I think the Jap's would really Love my ideas and People would be maimed or Killed all in the name of entertainment.
I better keep this buttoned
You should leave your bloke. He is just a hologram. I'm a real human being, I can even beat the Turing test six times out of ten.
I wish he was a Hologram
I could switch him off whenever my little heart desires.
Well, your heart is going to be stabbed by Sukie, as she wants to mate with me and make trillions of subspace-faring babies, all of them howling in the wind and storms. Damn you, Thor, I told you not to intervene! I am having a triangle and now it's become a square. Horror. Horror!!!
have you spoken to her yet , does She know you're back ?
Yes. Johnny knows as well, although he was in hurry... Trying to get some lady to drop her panties. Old dirty devil. I think that sums him up.
I know Johnny does
he made a post welcoming you back.
Noticed as well. I'm not going to be extinct. I will live forever.
So you're not Bi but you are Immortal
I will strike with fire and burning meatballs, possibly having something to do with the tragic, upcoming death of your mate. But I shall never say it publicly! Wait... Is this a public forum? What...
You dare to laugh at me, woman!
The strangers from the fifth dimension have returned to cause strange behavior among males of our species! Some experts say, this will be the end of the world as we know it. Soon, women will have brains as well! Oh, my goody, goody land. How far have we fallen...
Oh .......now that is fighting talk lolz
Sorry, I'm a Finn. No inglisch.
Lost in Translation eh ? that's one way to stop your **** getting kicked.
What is this awful addiction with my ****? Why are you so interested in kicking it? It's unhealthy!
Lol no answer can beat that
A big telescope..
With that, you can see her pet beaver every now and then.
True, but with these types of telescopes I think it would be upside down.
Australia is upside down, yet they seem to be able to perceive reality just the same way... Maybe you should ask them, what kind of reality-preventing filters they use for the effect?
Welcome back, Zonkey!
I think I'd want to be a Blue Angel:
Why not a Fedaration Starship? I'm disappointed, Will...
I need to think bigger. :)
What you need is a cold shower.
Or... A nuclear-powered aircraft carrier.
Probably a laptop/computer.
The other night I had a dream about self replicating cubes. Each about the size of a pencil eraser. Each able to contain all the information on Earth. I dreamed these cubes started making dinosaurs.. so they were broken up and released into space past Saturn. The last part of my dream I remember looking up at the sky, wondering what happened to those cubes. I then watched what looked like a giant whale "swim" past and eclipse the Moon. I've never hated my alarm clock more. :) I'm obviously not all there Zonkey. But you knew that. :) As far as what machine though? That whale, and whatever it becomes next.
I enjoy my dreams, most of the time. I also have some really weird things going on in my REM states.
EDIT: I actually had a dream diary some ten years ago, but unfortunately I was careless with my backups, so it's gone. Dreams stay forever, hard drives don't.
Ever meet people. That you actually meet later? That one gets weird.
I have actually googled some of the names, that I get in my dreams. No match so far. My mom and dad had a "strongly intuitive connection" with each other and I have succesfully tried actual telepathy. My uncle also experienced some weird psychic stuff.
It's in you. Do you meditate?
No. I have tried, but my mind just keeps wandering. I would need some proper training, but I just fiddle around.
Don't do the cross legged sitting on the ground trying to clear your mind ****. Take a half hour when you can. Lay in bed and focus on your breathing. In out, in out, no other focus other than breathing. At the same time with your eyes closed focus on dark. Breathe in 123, breathe out 123, nothing but dark. If you fail keep trying. Eventually you will reach all dark. Keep breathing. Once you have reached that darkness enjoy it. Recognize it as a good thing. Then picture five coins. Really look at them. Look at the dates and the wear. Put all those coins in front of you. Breathe in 123, breathe out 123. Move the coins around. Make patterns. Keep breathing 123. Make the coins spin. Nothing but darkness and those coins. That is where you start. Do it over and over.
You're welcome. Though that is just the start. :)
Well, everything has a beginning.
My telepathy experiment got born out of pure boredom. I was at work, nothing to do, just watching people to walk by. I decided to send them a message: "Stop! Look behind you! Look at me!" Ten people passed by and nothing happened, but the 11th stopped and looked at me, with the strangest expression on her face.
As Borat would put it: "Great success!"
Yup. You want to see some crazy shit Zonkey? Tonight before you go to sleep. Repeat 100 times out loud "Tonight I fly and I will read". Do it every night for a while. In your waking life consciously read as much as possible. Street signs, newspapers, anything you can read. I actually trained myself to read something, anything every hour on the hour. I also simultaneously ask myself "how did you get here?" Do that every day for a few weeks and see what happens. :)
I actually can wake myself up, if I realize that I'm dreaming and decide to do so. I also sometimes have lucid dreams, where I concentrate on the details, that fascinate me.
The next time you wake up in a dream. Look at the ground, hold your arms up at the side and spin around. That will keep you in the Dreamstate. Tell yourself immediately " I can do Anything." Then picture those coins. Grab the one that lets you fly. You can train your mind to do amazing things. Seriously start a dream diary again. If you eventually find you can leave yourself at will. Don't go too far.
Wow!! Cool! I just dream about making out with a hottie, I need to get out more lol
Better having a hottie in your dreams than a mountain goat in real life.
Note to myself: avoid mountain goats in real life.
Id choose to be a Juke Box, I could just sit in the corner all day and listen to music and get paid for it. A dream job for me
I'd feed you quarters all day brother. :)
I'd only load your favourite play list :)
And you would get smashed up all of the time by some drunken aussies. Then again, are there any other kind... That's the similarity with our two nations. ;o)
You are right, I'd probably have to play some annoying country hit about a lost dog all day or I'd get powered down and shaken for loose change
Money printing machine
Possibly the most logical reply. :)
If it is forever A glider with s motor for emergencies. If it is when I want, I will be a bobcat tractor to get things done around here.
Which ever one that women like the most. They could sit in me all day! lol
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