I have been trying to eat the same taco for the last 45 minutes...I give up🦋
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When I'm saving the world...
Hey someone has to do it
Just don't wear a cape those can be dangerous
You're right...just my boxers on the outside..hehe
That always seems to be acceptable in the super hero world
Just don't try it when being Clark Kent ya might get in trouble
Just glasses and a hat and no one will recognize me.....as if
When you are on a long-distance phone call...all of a sudden...everyone wants you....knocking on the door...your cell rings...etc.
Yes that happens a lot to me
I rarely answer the phone during dinner .... taking time out to talk pretty much ruins it.
I never have a set dinner time cause I never know when I am getting to leave work. Tonight it was kinda funny
When I eat broccoli I become the a huge monster that feeds on trees.
If someone made me eat broccoli, I would be a monster...
You bet your **** you'd be a monster....all them vitamins and minerals.
Good...I could then take on the person that tried to give me broccoli
This is where thunder comes from.
I thought thunder came from the sky
Hmmm, fake news?
What....Are you suggest there is a thing such as fake news?
Ya seen it on the internet didn't ya
I did......someone named Lucas S. Walker tweeted about it.
Oh okay....seems legit then.
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