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They've finally caught onto your Ponzi scheme.

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Sukiesnow 1 year ago

That it took death to get you to move out of home but now they got a spare room that they can use to store all that junk in the Garage.

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OzSurfer 1 year ago

In response to “That it took death to get you to move out of...

Lol... At first they were trying to marry you off...but when that didn't work...

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Sukiesnow 1 year ago

They're going to be fine without me.. which would please me.

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PhilboydStudge 1 year ago

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You're telling me you don't want ONE tear shed...?

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Sukiesnow 1 year ago

In response to “You're telling me you don't want ONE tear shed...?

Only if it helps them through the grieving process. Honest.

Having children, one of my biggest concerns about dying is losing the ability to help them through the difficult times.

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PhilboydStudge 1 year ago

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Oh...Phil... Sometimes every day can be difficult.

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Sukiesnow 1 year ago

In response to “Oh...Phil... Sometimes //every day// can be...

True. And they're more resilient than I give them credit for.

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PhilboydStudge 1 year ago

I always say let me go first so I don't have to miss anyone.

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BarbOBarr 1 year ago

The verdict must not have come in on me yet. I'd be crossing my fingers mighty tight at that point. Either that, or my robe was snagged on something.

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faceman 1 year ago

Lol! I don't think you're going to be suspended between the two. You're either going to hell or heaven when judgement day comes. I'll take heaven.

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cali93 1 year ago

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Let me know, okay? :)

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Sukiesnow 1 year ago

I would want them to be happy...the big problem is which road I'm going to take, I'll go to to a nice place and leave the hot place to rabbits....hehe

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JD 1 year ago

I would look up, full in the knowledge that, I'm not worthy to be there, but my hope would be that my faith would allow me a place

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Freeranger 1 year ago

I would put my arms around them and tell them I'm OK, just waiting in line to enter Paradise....that would make them very happy.

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StarzAbove 1 year ago

I don't believe in Heaven or Hell plus any religion which features a "Hell" can not be called compassionate.

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Tiffanee 1 year ago

I would determine that they were celebrating my life with them.

It was a little like that when my Dad passed. Friends and family came to visit toward the end of his life. When he passed, they all came over. Everyone brought food. Very impromptu. We all told funny stories about Dad and told about lessons learned. It was very cathartic for everyone - especially Mom. I'm sure Dad would have been pleased.

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Budwick 1 year ago

My insurance policy must have paid out quickly. :)

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Will_Janitor 1 year ago

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Gr8 comment.

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Sukiesnow 1 year ago

They found my $1M life insurance policy.

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SolitaryMan 1 year ago

I am going to Heaven :)

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redmask38 1 year ago

I'll choose the Rock over the hard place.

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Masha 1 year ago

I need to find Jesus...

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Jaxxi 4 months ago

What kind of a deranged psychotic family celebrates the death of their family member.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 4 months ago

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It's called a Wake here...or a Celebration of Life.

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

In response to “It's called a Wake here...or a Celebration of...

I wasn't in the mood to celebrate when my grandma died

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Sunny_the_skeptic 4 months ago

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It's just a chance to get together with ppl...talk about what you know about the deceased...share funny anecdotes and get pissed out of your skull.

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

They published all of my unwritten work and got rich.

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BlindMist 4 months ago

they are happy i am in heaven

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graceriversschmidt 4 months ago

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