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They've finally caught onto your Ponzi scheme.
That it took death to get you to move out of home but now they got a spare room that they can use to store all that junk in the Garage.
Lol... At first they were trying to marry you off...but when that didn't work...
They're going to be fine without me.. which would please me.
You're telling me you don't want ONE tear shed...?
Only if it helps them through the grieving process. Honest.
Having children, one of my biggest concerns about dying is losing the ability to help them through the difficult times.
Oh...Phil... Sometimes every day can be difficult.
True. And they're more resilient than I give them credit for.
I always say let me go first so I don't have to miss anyone.
The verdict must not have come in on me yet. I'd be crossing my fingers mighty tight at that point. Either that, or my robe was snagged on something.
Lol! I don't think you're going to be suspended between the two. You're either going to hell or heaven when judgement day comes. I'll take heaven.
Let me know, okay? :)
I would want them to be happy...the big problem is which road I'm going to take, I'll go to to a nice place and leave the hot place to rabbits....hehe
I would look up, full in the knowledge that, I'm not worthy to be there, but my hope would be that my faith would allow me a place
I would put my arms around them and tell them I'm OK, just waiting in line to enter Paradise....that would make them very happy.
I don't believe in Heaven or Hell plus any religion which features a "Hell" can not be called compassionate.
I would determine that they were celebrating my life with them.
It was a little like that when my Dad passed. Friends and family came to visit toward the end of his life. When he passed, they all came over. Everyone brought food. Very impromptu. We all told funny stories about Dad and told about lessons learned. It was very cathartic for everyone - especially Mom. I'm sure Dad would have been pleased.
My insurance policy must have paid out quickly. :)
They found my $1M life insurance policy.
I am going to Heaven :)
I'll choose the Rock over the hard place.
I need to find Jesus...
What kind of a deranged psychotic family celebrates the death of their family member.
It's called a Wake here...or a Celebration of Life.
I wasn't in the mood to celebrate when my grandma died
It's just a chance to get together with ppl...talk about what you know about the deceased...share funny anecdotes and get pissed out of your skull.
They published all of my unwritten work and got rich.
they are happy i am in heaven
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