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Pick it up and take it with me to Hawaii where I would look long and hard for the owner.
In an expensive hotel wearing an expensive fancy palm tree print silk shirt and a mojito in your hand :D
There ya go!
I would throw the money away and keep the duffel bag, always wanted a bag like that....
You Insane Brit
that's our all round Luxury Cruise off then
enjoy ya Duffle bag JD
I only said I would throw the money away to get the FBI off my back ....the cruise is still on....hehe
lolz that's more like the Guy I know and "errrrr" ........ know really well
Notify the police could be stolen
From a mobster or a liquor store :D
Stash it and not tell even one person, ever.
And with zero feelings of guilt. (unless an ad comes out talking about how the starving, diseased children lost the money, then, I'd sneak it to them.)
Very very clever. 乂^◡^乂
People talk too much. If you don't want the whole world to know something, you keep it to yourself, right? That's the same reason you've really got to watch what you type in places like this and especially facebook.
Hehe yeah I'm hearing you Jerry. I always look at it as if you're off on holiday for two weeks and you go advertising it all over FB, don't be surprised if you're house has been burgled when you return. 乂^◡^乂
Not only that, people broadcast their personal business, brag about financial success, and publicly air marital discord or other relationship problems. They give all of their FB friends dirt on them. Then, it spreads well beyond their friends.
Walk right past it. There are surveillance cameras EVERYWHERE... in the 'land of the free'.
You've just checked and clocked that there are NO Surveillance Camera's in the area.
NOW .......what would you do with that $100.000 ?
Keep it and launder it.
10 years ago I would have tried to find the owner, but now I am older and wiser
Now ya talking lolz do we get more Corrupt as we get older "hmmmmm"
"One day my Duffle bag will come"
"I'll pick it up and run"
Pick it up and move it to the sidewalk. In the middle of the street it's probably blocking traffic!
Oh God . I'm such a Goody Goody when it comes to finding others Property , my Mind would instantly start Creating Scenario's of how this money came to be sitting there.
I'm so torn , that's a lot of money and if it came from a Robbery of a house , then they've got enough in the Bank not to worry about it but it could be Charity Money raised for Dying Children's last wishes *Face Palm* I could Burn in Hell for Eternity.
It's a quandary to be sure , for Me.
I know what I'd do , I'd take it , hide it but keep quiet and then I'd Investigate and once I'd solved the Mystery of this Duffle bag stuffed with $100.000 ........then I'd decide.
"ugh" Damn! me and my Moral Code sometime's
$100,000 in a duffel bag is certainly from illegal activity. Just take it, stash it, and never tell anyone about it. Spend it quietly, over time.
"hmmmm" I've lost things before like a £200 Phone out my back pocket in a changing room , 30 mins after walking out realizing "shit , where's my Phone" went back to the shop and it was gone.
Now if I'd found that Phone I'd of found the Owner and given it back or handed it into the Police , found a Credit Card last year in the middle of the Night and thought how Lucky they were that I found it and not some **** with 0 Moral Code.
(That can Steal someone's Identity and cause a lot of Trouble)
I'm still torn , I'd have to know where that Money came from.
I'm no Angel but this is just kind of ingrained into me by My Grandfather.........like most things.
You have a good heart. 😍
Stay that way! Lol!
That's the way I used to be, but life has changed me. Blame society.
I get we're ya coming from there
I took Friends of a Friend into my home years ago
and they actually Robbed Me and then someone else tried selling my things back to Me.
My Trust took a Serious battering.
Take it to the police first. Only an idiot would just spend it. You don't even know if the money is counterfeit or belongs to a business owner cashing in their store earnings. If no one claims it and the money is real then awesome.
Oh imagine if it belongs to someone really Dangerous Cali and the kind of Trouble/Chaos we could bring into our Life by making the choice to take the Duffle bag.
Karma could come with a Gun in it's Hand. *Shudder*
Right? I'm not taking that risk. Haha!
Me neither lolz
So that is why you spend one dollar at a time in different places.
"hmmmmm" A Criminal Mind lolz
we could Learn to launder Money Lorraine
YES for sure, I watch the police shows all the time.
Grab it go home check it out then think about what to do, after looking on line police reports and such. Seems to me only criminals would have money in a bag like that.
I think you and Jerry maybe right that's a lot of money to just be carried around , they may of dropped it after a Robbery.
I'm rich! I'M RIIIICH!!! 乂^◡^乂
Honestly? Never mind... :)
Turn it in so the cartel doesn't come after me. Then if someone claims it, there's potential for a reward. Or if it's not claimed after so long, perhaps I'll get to keep it.
See if I found any info on returning it, like a name or address on the bag. I don't think i'd give it to police because they'd just take it.
Pocket 999,999 dollars and place one dollar in the nearest salvation army bucket
look for any way to ID the owner.
It's me. No need to look. I lose dufflebags of cash all over the country all the time. Bad habit. If you find one.. yup that was me. :)
I go to a store that has an automatic lottery scratcher machine. I feed in bills until every single ticket is out. I collect whatever money I win.
I head to Vegas.
so many options!
Contact the local PD.
Change in $75 thousand for 1$ bills. Keep $25 thousand. Dump the $75k in ones off the tallest building in my city on a windy day.
Go to Vegas like a nornal person!
Not say anything on social media... that's for sure!
If I could even lift that weight,I would take it of course. The news will be reporting something soon if it was stolen or if someone lost it. I would then decide what to do. I could spend it rarely and in moderation forever.
I'd like to have a double cheeseburger with extra large fries and a coke, please. Oh and a ticket to the coolest party in the Galaxy.
Hop a plane to Vegas
This is the moment when you think, Hmm... will this get me in trouble with mobsters or will I get away clean, I wouldn't make a move till I was certain I'm not being watched.
If I get away clean I'm going to buy several apartments or buildings I can give for rent and leech on the money forever. The best way to make money is not move a finger and get money.
give it to the police
Buy $100,000 in Cocaine. Put it all in the same duffel bag and put the duffel bag right back where I found it. I just like messing with people. :)
Give me some of that cocaine!! I will make a special event with it. Junkies can sniff their cocaine dose from my butt. For only 500$ extra. Hope one of those junkies is cute. As long as it's not that home alone actor.
Breast implants, butt implants, lip fillers and extensions. Booking a trip to Mexico in a five star resort for two weeks, visiting a few other countries and buying myself a cute little Tesla .
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