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Well, there was an incident where I would up not being able to eat pepperoni pizza for five years

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DWF 1 year ago

With close friends "hmmmmm" sometime's I feel I've overstepped my boundaries but I get myself out of tight situations as quick as I get myself in them ........I'm very , very careful about what I tell and who I tell about myself , my deepest inner thoughts are shared with only those I truly know I can confide in ......I have to be sure they're not going to throw it back in my face in an argument because that's something I never do *it's pointless and so destructive going over old ground*

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

I got a bad habit of being too open about everything and I often give out too much information to people that shouldn't have that information. This back-fires on me a lot.

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Tiffanee 1 year ago

In response to “I got a bad habit of being too open about...

me too!

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Ang98 1 year ago

oh yeah!

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Ang98 1 year ago

I have those moments all the time, your not alone.

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Lil_Princess 1 year ago

hahaha I just got my FIRST poll pulled , in less than an hour , is that one of those moments ........Hell no!!!! XD

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

In response to “hahaha I just got my FIRST poll pulled...

Really? I am just curious, what was the poll about?

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Tiffanee 1 year ago

In response to “Really? I am just curious, what was the poll...

HEY AMIRITE , WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE MY A S S ALONE lolz

I had my profanity filter on but **** isn't profane

they kept * my ** XD

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

In response to “HEY AMIRITE , WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE MY A S S...

I had the word **** censored once. Now that is pathetic!

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Tiffanee 1 year ago

In response to “I had the word **** censored once. Now that...

Yes they censored **** to , that's just silly

Profanity is F*ck not ****

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

In response to “I had the word **** censored once. Now that...

you can alter that in your settings section so it appears..

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Pete 1 year ago

In response to “HEY AMIRITE , WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE MY A S S...

Some asses are profane; others are amazingly beautiful. (Man, that's just top of the line dry comedy right there.)

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JerryHendrickson 6 days ago

Sometimes it's just better to be quiet :/

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Caitlyn 1 year ago

In response to “Sometimes it's just better to be quiet :/

I regret opening my mouth at least once a week. I am "too open" for my own good and I start things that I should have never started. I also have a dirty mouth that never knows when to quit!

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Tiffanee 1 year ago

at times

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Charu 1 year ago

My mouth essentially killed my career. But I don't really feel much regret over it. However, I do regret it when I hurt people's feelings simply because something I said came out wrong.

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MisterH 1 year ago

sometimes. But I usually don't say too much unless it is needed .

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 1 year ago

I'm good. I have a filter. It's when I start analyzing is when I get in trouble.

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Cauzisaid 1 year ago

In response to “Yes

Hey Starz, I left you another message about the gif's from the message you sent me, i left a message on how to do it, just let me know ok?

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Ang98 1 year ago

In response to “Yes

Yay you did it, I'm so happy for you!

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Ang98 1 year ago

Thanks, Ang.

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StarzAbove 1 year ago

In response to “Thanks, Ang.

you are welcome my friend, anytime!!

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Ang98 1 year ago

Yes....

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DaveGayforGirls 1 year ago

In response to “Yes...

lolz that moment when I have a Blonde moment and I realize
I'm talking absolute Bollocks .......it's like my Circuits have overloaded
and my Brain replies

"does not compute" (hehe)

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

I'm old, of course, I have, many times as the words are leaving my mouth!

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wtxwoman 1 year ago

In response to “I'm old, of course, I have, many times as the...

lolz My Brain sometime's says

"don't say it , you're gonna regret it"

and from my Lips it falls (think)

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

In response to “lolz My Brain sometime's says "don't...

I know exactly what you mean. I did it yesterday. My granddaughter's boyfriend came into the kitchen in a pair of shorts, cut to just about his knees and made from what looked like old timey shirt material. As I was thinking, "Where in the world did you get those things," I heard myself say it! Awkward! The more I tried to explain my remark the worse it got. Jeez!

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wtxwoman 1 year ago

Probably, at some time in my live, yup, but I don't remember.

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Sofia 1 year ago

very rarely but yes I have...

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BILL 1 year ago

In middle school, my friend was doing that thing were you fish for compliments by insulting yourself. She was complaining about how fat she was and I go "You're not that fat". I didn't realize the impact of what I said until the entire cafeteria table was staring at me for being so rude.

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BetterThanEzra1119 1 year ago

for the short term, yes. in the long run, not at all.

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Nowlost 1 year ago

hahaha after the day I've had , I sometime's wonder .........."nah"

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

lol (wink) Had a bad day did you..?? Sorry to hear that,hon~
(l) <,-- For you!! *Big hugs for you,too!*
I've had quite the day,too...with workheckquite the week! lol

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BILL 1 year ago

In response to “lol (wink) Had a bad day did you..??...

Just one of them Crazy days

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

In response to “Just one of them Crazy days

Yeah Shoooore was wasn't it,hon..?? ;) lol(wink)

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BILL 1 year ago

yup

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C_ZAR1 1 year ago

Oh hell yeah!! I wish that a lot afer posting a comment in Amirite..;P

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ChloeIsabella 1 year ago

In response to “Oh hell yeah!! I wish that a lot afer posting...

Yeah , me to
Especially when they see the message / comment in their email
so even if you think "better not" and delete
It's too late (no)

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

I keep a lot of my thoughts to myself.

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beachbum 1 year ago

sometimes

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Platinum 1 year ago

In response to “sometimes

I'll lay odds on that :P

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

In response to “I'll lay odds on that :P

(maniac)

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Platinum 1 year ago

In response to “I'll lay odds on that :P

Four down votes for your pleasant comment ...they are so pathetic, you would think we murdered their whole family....hehe

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Platinum 1 year ago

In response to “Four down votes for your pleasant comment...

It's all pathetic
I've just had a New member threatening me
with flagging for my attack posts

hahaha don't know why they came to my PM
I've got no intention of responding

Idiot

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

In response to “Four down votes for your pleasant comment...

*Wicked grinz* It's good to know I can get under their Skin

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

Yes, especially when I offend someone without just cause or say something that hurts.

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JerryHendrickson 1 year ago

I have had a lot of those did I just say that out loud moments.

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BarbOBarr 1 year ago

hahaha "it's not me , it's my Brain" moments

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Darkest_Serenity 1 year ago

Many,many times.

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Morag 1 year ago

Most of the time.

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XIX 1 year ago

Yes! it's why I haven't posted on AM or SH for 12 years. Posting seems to inadvertently result in me just saying what I'm thinking and I end up upsetting a certain section of the population accidentally. By contrast, I think you'd find it fun and interesting :)

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OzSurfer 14 days ago

In response to “Yes! it's why I haven't posted on AM or SH...

I'd Love to see you make a post one day (biggrin)

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Darkest_Serenity 14 days ago

In response to “I'd Love to see you make a post one day (biggrin)

If i did, i'd only do it on the proviso that it was moderated before I posted it. I'd need someone to be my social filter lol

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OzSurfer 14 days ago

LOL I sure wish the "ancients" did!

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Masha 8 days ago

I have the opposite problem: I wish people would stop guessing at what I am thinking and then fussing at me because they don't like what they guessed!

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SmartAZ 7 days ago

Sometimes, which is why I often do. Sometimes it's hard to share your true thoughts without offending others. Whenever I say what I really think I tend to make others feel uncomfortable. Sometimes I say things about them they don't want to admit to themselves, such as their weaknesses or insecurities. But I only seek to help and connect with others on a deeper level.
Sometimes it's best to just keep things superficial I guess!...

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LiVi 7 days ago

In response to “Yup

"I got a little change in my pocket going jing a lang a lang so I called her on the telephone to give her a rang.

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JerryHendrickson 5 days ago

And each time I call her I get the same ole thang.

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JerryHendrickson 5 days ago

Pretty much every week... I've gotten used to it...

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Sukiesnow 4 days ago

If I didn't say something stupid I'd never be able to speak

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Twothunders 4 days ago

Sometimes when I seek guidance on directions I could take I am met with a lack of understanding and disappointingly unconfident answers. This is not the fault of others. The real issue is that I should be seeking that validation and guidance internally, not relying on others who don't know me as well as I know myself.

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LiVi 3 days ago

NEVER. IVE NEVER ONCE THOUGHT THAT...

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Jaxxi 3 days ago

As frustrating as it can be some things need to be said!

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CiscoKarpe 3 days ago

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