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And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

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Anonymous 7 years ago

In response to “And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

Forget anrachnaphobia. Anatidaephobia is where it's at. Ducks are some scary shit.

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runnerdude 6 years ago

In response to “And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia

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white_knight_faggot 6 years ago

In response to “And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia

I'd really like to see the time this was posted. Either **** amazing coincidence or just a copy

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Funnyplants 6 years ago

In response to “I'd really like to see the time this was...

12 second difference between the two. (Hover over the dates.)

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Anonymous 6 years ago

In response to “And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia

That is hilarious.

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Sobriquet 6 years ago

In response to “And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia

I already said that...I feel hurt

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runnerdude 6 years ago

In response to “And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

I have arachnaphobia, if mutant spiders or spider alians invaded earth I would probably kill myself, no joke I really would

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SkylarOctavious 6 years ago

In response to “I have arachnaphobia, if mutant spiders or...

cool story, bro

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heyhihello 6 years ago

In response to “And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

I think ducks are much worse than spiders. I have anatidaephobia.

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Anonymous 6 years ago

or late POTDS
(d)

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Favvkes 6 years ago

In response to “or late POTDS (D)

Daylight savings ended in England, so the POTD will be an hour later.

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ActionMan 6 years ago

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/43578

All I could see of that picture was Darth Vader saying "oooooooo" so for some reason I read it as "Achoooooo"

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runnerdude 6 years ago

In response to “All I could see of that picture was Darth...

yeah, for some reason no matter what version of the picture i try, it cuts out the "N" (un)

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Favvkes 6 years ago

In response to “yeah, for some reason no matter what version...

What are you talking about it right there I see it.

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SkylarOctavious 6 years ago

In response to “yeah, for some reason no matter what version...

Funny you mention that, because I just asked Anthony about this cropping business. He said that the little square image that cuts off your "N" is not meant to show the whole picture, but just a preview until one clicks on it to enlarge the image.
I get the same problem.

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Rainboots 6 years ago

In response to “Funny you mention that, because I just asked...

I move that the Great Creator amends this problem. Will anyone second this motion?

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Favvkes 6 years ago

In response to “All I could see of that picture was Darth...

I read it as "Pooooooooo"

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Anonymous 6 years ago

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/43578

I was thinking something more along the lines of the "I can't believe this shit!" kid.

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Sobriquet 6 years ago

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/43578

It's not right until you add the sound. http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

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Serg 6 years ago

In response to “or late POTDS (D)

****, please. That's not a genuine fear.

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Laifer 6 years ago

In response to “or late POTDS (D)

Or late periods.

...or EARLY periods! Damn, school sucks.

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Shadi 6 years ago

In response to “Or late periods. ...or EARLY periods! Damn...

Or no periods at all!

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Albert_Einstein 6 years ago

In response to “Or no periods at all!

Run-on sentences suck too.

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God_the_Almighty 6 years ago

And black people asking you if you **** with one of their "brothas".

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amiritesucksnow 6 years ago

In response to “And black people asking you if you **** with...

Or just black people.

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Galileo 6 years ago

I read that last one and, well, I guess I'm not finishing what I was just eating.

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ActionMan 6 years ago

In response to “I read that last one and, well, I guess I'm...

... eating tasty cakes... I guess that's a reasonable fear.

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Shadi 6 years ago

In response to “eating tasty cakes... I guess that's a...

I don't understand your reply, so I'm going to just show you this picture of a puppy biting another puppy's nose. http://ctrlv.in/43625

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ActionMan 6 years ago

NEKKID GRAMWAW

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Roy 6 years ago

In response to “NEKKID GRAMWAW

x__x
bad memories

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SkylarOctavious 6 years ago

In response to “NEKKID GRAMWAW

Nekkid HUH?!?

Steve Harvey's reactions are priceless.

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vasectayou 6 years ago

Along with clothes that don't fit, and getting nuked. Very interesting. (y)

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Serg 6 years ago

In response to “Along with clothes that don't fit, and...

"Enemy tactical nuke inbound" http://ctrlv.in/43578

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Anonymous 6 years ago

They could also add a free wifi network named "FuckYou" that won't connect to the internet.

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amiritesucksnow 6 years ago

In response to “They could also add a free wifi network named...

Or one named "get your own wifi mofo"

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Whacka 6 years ago

And soup that you slightly over-seasoned. Absolutely horrifying.

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Clementines 6 years ago

Maybe add a toilet that won't flush and a jammed locker. Homework you didn't know about. An F scribbled all over a test. The list goes on and on

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KirstenAnn 6 years ago

In response to “Maybe add a toilet that won't flush and a...

an overflowing toilet is scarier
:O

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ilikefurrywolves4815 6 years ago

In response to “Maybe add a toilet that won't flush and a...

*a toilet that won't flush during your period

I fixed it.

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Sobriquet 6 years ago

In response to “*a toilet that won't flush during your...

*an overflowing toilet that also won't flush, during your period

I fixed it, combining-all-three-replies syle.

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MartellusBoss 6 years ago

In response to “*an overflowing toilet that also won't flush...

So you're actually drowning in a river of blood. Now THAT is good haunted house material.

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Sobriquet 6 years ago

In response to “*an overflowing toilet that also won't flush...

*A toilet that rapes you with a built in **** and throws you out of a 20 story window and flushes when you hit the ground. I win.

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Serg 6 years ago

In response to “*A toilet that rapes you with a built in ****...

Although if you were dumb enough to try to use a semi animate toilet with a built in ****, you were probably 'asking for it.' But that still won't hold up in court, so take that you stupid toilet.

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MartellusBoss 6 years ago

HOLY CRAP. Another abortion POTD!

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Shadi 6 years ago

In response to “HOLY CRAP. Another abortion POTD!

Haunted House = Dead fetus room in an abortion clinic.

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amiritesucksnow 6 years ago

In response to “Haunted House = Dead fetus room in an...

Haunted house = the womb during an abortion.

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Shadi 6 years ago

In response to “Haunted house = the womb during an abortion.

Haunted house = an abortion in an abandoned building performed by a man missing three of his fingers and one eye.

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Anonymous 6 years ago

In response to “Haunted house = an abortion in an abandoned...

How many fingers did the guy have to begin with?

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Shadi 6 years ago

In response to “How many fingers did the guy have to begin with?

I think it's safe to assume he had at least three. I'm gonna guess between four and 11 fingers.

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MartellusBoss 6 years ago

In response to “How many fingers did the guy have to begin with?

Six...?

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Anonymous 6 years ago

Don't forget college debt.

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Rocky 6 years ago

In response to “Don't forget college debt.

Don't forget a world without love.

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Albert_Einstein 6 years ago

In response to “Don't forget a world without love.

Don't you forget about me.

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Rocky 6 years ago

In response to “Don't you forget about me.

NEVAR ROCKY NEVAR <33333333333333333333

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Albert_Einstein 6 years ago

In response to “Don't you forget about me.

don't don't don't doooooooooooooooooooooooon't!!!!!!!
(that's the only other part I know)

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alittleannoyed 6 years ago

A large flight of stairs that you have to get down in order to use the restroom because you drank a whole big slurpee and your bladder is FULL.

;___;

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Anonymous 6 years ago

In response to “A large flight of stairs that you have to get...

Glide down the banister.

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Rocky 6 years ago

In response to “Glide down the banister.

The railing is made of barbed wire.

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CarolineGustin 6 years ago

In response to “The railing is made of barbed wire.

Worst variation of "The floor is made of lava" ever.

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ActionMan 6 years ago

In response to “Glide down the banister.

I have an intense fear of falling down stairs. Even if I slid down the banister, is be afraid to fall off and fall down the stairs.

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Anonymous 6 years ago

In response to “A large flight of stairs that you have to get...

Piss off of the stairs.

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StickCaveman 6 years ago

In response to “Piss off of the stairs.

I don't see what making the stairs angry-- wait, piss off OF, ok.

Well, I'm a girl, see, and my junk is inside and nearly unaimable. Sure its not a real word, but I still can't aim it. That and the whole intense fear of stairs bit...

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Anonymous 6 years ago

In response to “I don't see what making the stairs angry--...

Use the upstairs bathroom. Duh.

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StickCaveman 6 years ago

In response to “Use the upstairs bathroom. Duh.

It wouldn't be a proper scare house if it had a toilet upstairs.

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Anonymous 6 years ago

Some people fear things like spiders, ghosts, or heights. I fear losing my loved ones or dying before I have a chance to tell them goodbye.

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StickCaveman 6 years ago

In response to “Some people fear things like spiders, ghosts...

I have a fear of dropping my chocolate bars on the floor.

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Serg 6 years ago

I have a genuine fear of being chased by a masked man with a chainsaw.

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Sobriquet 6 years ago

In response to “I have a genuine fear of being chased by a...

As do most people, to be fair

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BurntToastCastle 6 years ago

In response to “As do most people, to be fair

Exactly.

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Sobriquet 6 years ago

In response to “I have a genuine fear of being chased by a...

well, yeah that's scary, but we all know haunted houses are fake.

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StickCaveman 6 years ago

In response to “well, yeah that's scary, but we all know...

You mean like, horror houses aren't real? Or, ghosts in general aren't real?

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ThreeScoopMaven 6 years ago

In response to “You mean like, horror houses aren't real? Or...

Well personally I don't believe in ghosts because I have yet to see one. But I meant that haunted houses are fake. The chainsaws don't have chains on them. Don't get me wrong, haunted houses are thrilling and fun, but not as scary as some things.

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StickCaveman 6 years ago

no. i will not stand to have britney spears pictures in every haunted house!

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name 6 years ago

There was an ad on tv a few years ago and it was two teenage girls on a ghost train. Instead of things jumping at them they drove past a model of their dad dancing and a little child saying "I like to read... YOUR EMAILS

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WideAwake 6 years ago

In response to “There was an ad on tv a few years ago and it...

Was it a deodorant commercial? Because I remember something similar.

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AllyKat 6 years ago

In response to “Was it a deodorant commercial? Because I...

I don't know. I thought it was for a phone company but I could be wrong

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WideAwake 6 years ago

Haha, this is the greatest!

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Titts_McGee 6 years ago

Sliding down a slide of razor blades into a pool of hot oil.

I had a dream of that and I've been dead inside ever since.

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Anonymous 6 years ago

Old people in bikinis and thongs and performing all the poses in the kama sutra and when eating soup with no teeth or me after washing and blow drying my hair, or your creepy neighbors

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LauraHernandez 6 years ago

Waking up in the Nether.

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theinfinitecoder 6 years ago

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