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And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(
Forget anrachnaphobia. Anatidaephobia is where it's at. Ducks are some scary shit.
And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia
I'd really like to see the time this was posted. Either **** amazing coincidence or just a copy
12 second difference between the two. (Hover over the dates.)
That is hilarious.
I already said that...I feel hurt
I have arachnaphobia, if mutant spiders or spider alians invaded earth I would probably kill myself, no joke I really would
cool story, bro
I think ducks are much worse than spiders. I have anatidaephobia.
or late POTDS
Daylight savings ended in England, so the POTD will be an hour later.
All I could see of that picture was Darth Vader saying "oooooooo" so for some reason I read it as "Achoooooo"
yeah, for some reason no matter what version of the picture i try, it cuts out the "N"
What are you talking about it right there I see it.
Funny you mention that, because I just asked Anthony about this cropping business. He said that the little square image that cuts off your "N" is not meant to show the whole picture, but just a preview until one clicks on it to enlarge the image.
I get the same problem.
I move that the Great Creator amends this problem. Will anyone second this motion?
I read it as "Pooooooooo"
I was thinking something more along the lines of the "I can't believe this shit!" kid.
It's not right until you add the sound. http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
****, please. That's not a genuine fear.
My face at 4:15:
Or late periods.
...or EARLY periods! Damn, school sucks.
Or no periods at all!
Run-on sentences suck too.
And black people asking you if you **** with one of their "brothas".
Or just black people.
I read that last one and, well, I guess I'm not finishing what I was just eating.
... eating tasty cakes... I guess that's a reasonable fear.
I don't understand your reply, so I'm going to just show you this picture of a puppy biting another puppy's nose. http://ctrlv.in/43625
Steve Harvey's reactions are priceless.
Along with clothes that don't fit, and getting nuked. Very interesting.
"Enemy tactical nuke inbound" http://ctrlv.in/43578
They could also add a free wifi network named "FuckYou" that won't connect to the internet.
Or one named "get your own wifi mofo"
And soup that you slightly over-seasoned. Absolutely horrifying.
Maybe add a toilet that won't flush and a jammed locker. Homework you didn't know about. An F scribbled all over a test. The list goes on and on
an overflowing toilet is scarier
*a toilet that won't flush during your period
I fixed it.
*an overflowing toilet that also won't flush, during your period
I fixed it, combining-all-three-replies syle.
So you're actually drowning in a river of blood. Now THAT is good haunted house material.
*A toilet that rapes you with a built in **** and throws you out of a 20 story window and flushes when you hit the ground. I win.
Although if you were dumb enough to try to use a semi animate toilet with a built in ****, you were probably 'asking for it.' But that still won't hold up in court, so take that you stupid toilet.
HOLY CRAP. Another abortion POTD!
Haunted House = Dead fetus room in an abortion clinic.
Haunted house = the womb during an abortion.
Haunted house = an abortion in an abandoned building performed by a man missing three of his fingers and one eye.
How many fingers did the guy have to begin with?
I think it's safe to assume he had at least three. I'm gonna guess between four and 11 fingers.
Don't forget college debt.
Don't forget a world without love.
Don't you forget about me.
NEVAR ROCKY NEVAR <33333333333333333333
don't don't don't doooooooooooooooooooooooon't!!!!!!!
(that's the only other part I know)
A large flight of stairs that you have to get down in order to use the restroom because you drank a whole big slurpee and your bladder is FULL.
Glide down the banister.
The railing is made of barbed wire.
Worst variation of "The floor is made of lava" ever.
I have an intense fear of falling down stairs. Even if I slid down the banister, is be afraid to fall off and fall down the stairs.
Piss off of the stairs.
I don't see what making the stairs angry-- wait, piss off OF, ok.
Well, I'm a girl, see, and my junk is inside and nearly unaimable. Sure its not a real word, but I still can't aim it. That and the whole intense fear of stairs bit...
Use the upstairs bathroom. Duh.
It wouldn't be a proper scare house if it had a toilet upstairs.
Some people fear things like spiders, ghosts, or heights. I fear losing my loved ones or dying before I have a chance to tell them goodbye.
I have a fear of dropping my chocolate bars on the floor.
I have a genuine fear of being chased by a masked man with a chainsaw.
As do most people, to be fair
well, yeah that's scary, but we all know haunted houses are fake.
You mean like, horror houses aren't real? Or, ghosts in general aren't real?
Well personally I don't believe in ghosts because I have yet to see one. But I meant that haunted houses are fake. The chainsaws don't have chains on them. Don't get me wrong, haunted houses are thrilling and fun, but not as scary as some things.
no. i will not stand to have britney spears pictures in every haunted house!
There was an ad on tv a few years ago and it was two teenage girls on a ghost train. Instead of things jumping at them they drove past a model of their dad dancing and a little child saying "I like to read... YOUR EMAILS
Was it a deodorant commercial? Because I remember something similar.
I don't know. I thought it was for a phone company but I could be wrong
Haha, this is the greatest!
Sliding down a slide of razor blades into a pool of hot oil.
I had a dream of that and I've been dead inside ever since.
Old people in bikinis and thongs and performing all the poses in the kama sutra and when eating soup with no teeth or me after washing and blow drying my hair, or your creepy neighbors
Waking up in the Nether.
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